CHAPTER 5 ½
OFFICIAL MEDIAN/PERSIAN DECREE (# 665)
May it be known and read in all
127 provinces of the great
***AHASUERUS***
that this day the 24th after the aligning of Mars and Jupiter in the month of Aquarius (let the sun shine) that the wisdom of our great King as resoundingly confirmed by all of his most honorable counselors does hereby state and decree and generally make known that….
the former and past and defunct and never to be mentioned again queen is now not….
whereby in recognition of such evident and undeniable favor of the gods upon our highly esteemed yada yada yada….
be it known to all his highly fortunate subjects that they will soon be graced together with our great and blah blah blah king with, at long last, a queen worthy of the stature of the aforementioned Great One, and…..
may all of His substandard, (nonetheless highly fortunate to be His) subjects of the feminine gender take heed and, even though greatly hindered due to their inferior abilities to comprehend such issues of higher etc etc etc……
from this point forward exercise extreme caution and reverence with regards to the great undeserved privilege of serving their masters and husbands, especially in obeying every wish and command in a humble quiet, yeah reverential, manner….if not………..
oneofthesedaysalice…………………….
This decree is sent forth by the authority of the decree department Shushan as chaired and guided by the eminent Ralf Kram-den************** 
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